What is the funniest joke you’ve been told that you still think about to this day?

January 3, 2025

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts!
Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
I told my computer I needed a break.
Now it won’t stop sending me kitteh videos.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh