Here are some fun short jokes you can share:
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
- They don’t have the guts.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
- She looked surprised.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
- Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call fake spaghetti?
- An impasta!
- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
- Because she’ll let it go!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
- Frostbite.
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
- Because they might crack up!
- How does a penguin build its house?
- Igloos it together!
- Why was the math book sad?
- Because it had too many problems.
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
- Nacho cheese!
Perfect for a quick laugh!